1. animalstalkinginallcaps: I DIDN’T MEAN TO REACT LIKE THAT. EAT A DICK. I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING IT AND I OVERREACTED. YOU CALLED ME AN ABOMINATION AND QUOTED LEVITICUS. I KNOW. I GOT CARRIED AWAY. BUT … YOU SERIOUSLY … YOU KNOW? PREFER THAT? ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL UNTIL I DIE. MAYBE IT’S JUST A PHASE YOU’RE GOING THROUGH. I’M TWENTY. IT’S UNNATURAL. THEY TASTE BETTER. THAT’S DISGUSTING. IT’S TRUE. BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON POP TARTS DO NOT TASTE BETTER THAN STRAWBERRY. THEY DO TO ME, AND I’D APPRECIATE AN APOLOGY.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    I DIDN’T MEAN TO REACT LIKE THAT.

    EAT A DICK.

    I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING IT AND I OVERREACTED.

    YOU CALLED ME AN ABOMINATION AND QUOTED LEVITICUS.

    I KNOW. I GOT CARRIED AWAY. BUT … YOU SERIOUSLY … YOU KNOW? PREFER THAT?

    ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL UNTIL I DIE.

    MAYBE IT’S JUST A PHASE YOU’RE GOING THROUGH.

    I’M TWENTY.

    IT’S UNNATURAL.

    THEY TASTE BETTER.

    THAT’S DISGUSTING.

    IT’S TRUE.

    BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON POP TARTS DO NOT TASTE BETTER THAN STRAWBERRY.

    THEY DO TO ME, AND I’D APPRECIATE AN APOLOGY.

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        Substitute brown sugar cinnamon with s’more flavored and it’s so true.
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        It’s funny because it’s true and because I like cinnamon better than strawberry.
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        Read this post while eating Brown Sugar Cinnamon Poptarts. Woah~
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